Took way longer, and was more complicated than I thought it would be. But ya, that's how I feel about them lol. You are free to disagree
As for descriptions of why I feel some ways about certain ships
Um… (this describes about 50 of the red and grey lines) I think incest is icky, and Bronies mostly ship members of the Apple Family incestously, and they (the Apple Family) just happen to be farmers with Texan accents (that is shipping based on negative stereotypes about people who talk like that in my opinion).
I don't have a problem if you like those ships, just explaining my position.
Other reds (that I thought needed to be mentioned)
Fluttercord: I don't know… I don't like the idea of shipping Fluttershy with some powerful villain because she is so nice.
Cheermac: I find this ship to be slightly creepy… I know it is canon but still lol. I mean Applebloom and CMCs shipped Big Mac with their TEACHER. And the relationship was not consensual, they were both brainwashed. I don't even know… if Big Mac and Cheerlie had met by happenstance or something I would be fine with it, but the fact that he met an elementary school teacher via his little sister is pretty weird.
Gilda x other ponies: Gilda is such a bully… I don't want to think of anypony being in a relationship with her.
Spitfire x Wonderbolts: (SpitfireXRD; SpitfireXSoarin'): She is the Captain of the Wonderbolts… nuff said (unless you don't understand lolz… in that case somepony of that rank should not have relations with those in his/her chain of command. It makes it look like either A) that pony is taking advantage of the ponies under him/her and taking advantage of his/her command and/or B) the lower ranking ponies are having relations with the higher ranking pony to get promotions and stuff)
Edit: I don't like Spitfire now… after the last episode.. oh my god.
Fancy Pants X Rarity: NO… he is too damn old for her lol
Mr and Mrs. Cake: They are annoying…
Fluttermac: I like the idea of this ship, it is way overdone though, but I like it way more than Cheermac. Also I like shipping Soarin' with Big Mac; I wouldn't say that Soarmac is literally my only true pairing, but it is pretty close to it. I am not gonna lie, that factor does affect my opinion of it.
Soardash: Eh… they go pretty well together, but same as previous, ANND also again, they are both Wonderbolts… Not as awkward as higher rank x lower rank, but still… I've observed some scandalous things in rl rofl.
Actually, I like the whole Caramac Soarburn psycho love triangle thing, it is hilarious and I've seen lots of good art for those.
I read a hilarious fanfic by
so I like that ship despite the fact it interferes with my ship.
Actually, I don't really feel either way about most of them tbh, but they are EVERYWHERE (I know… the majority of the characters are female but still there is a disproportionate amount of them in comparison with hetero and yaoi ships, even if you take that into account), and there's the annoying thing where Bronies are like "oh FxF, that's great, Flutterdash is my OTP" but then "MxM, oh that's nasty (then they post something like "I hate you" on my art)".
That being said:
I do not like the CelestiaXMane Six ones because that seems like some pedophile ickiness. Basically I do not like
I like the idea of Rarijack because that would be a hilarious couple.
Misc Other thing about shipping I do not like that I couldn't address on the meme…
The big thing that bothers me about 99% of the Hetero MLP ships is the OC babies… I don't have a problem with the IDEA, but it bothers me that shippers make the babies look like a cross between the parents (e.g. white with rainbow hair). In the show the ponies did not really resemble their parents; siblings could be totally different colors, and even different races from their parents (e.g. a Pegasus from a Unicorn and an Earth Pony).
Sometimes the OC babies look cute, but seriously… if you want to follow the way those things work in the show, they should not look like a cross between the parents.